NewbieNudes Review

The headings on this page are sentences addressed to the reader in lower case. There are no fake profiles here, the site says, and we hate sites that have these, and you should too. Our sex forum has to be seen to be believed. It is not just pics either. Nobody writes headings that way unless the page is a pitch all the way down, and the effect is a site talking rather than labelling.

What it is pitching is a community rather than a library. Winks, flirts, friends, follows, groups, blogs, competitions, an activity feed, private messages, testimonials and a forum are all separate destinations, alongside text and video chat. This vocabulary is twenty years old and it is intact.

Verification is a browse axis of its own, with separate shelves for verified women, verified men and couples, which is how a site built on submissions tries to answer the doubt in its own heading.

The scale claimed in those headings is five point three million members and eighteen million items, its own figure and unverifiable from here.

A removal request, billing support and a rules page are linked together at the foot.