BUFU Review

Look at the scenes the front page recommends and almost none of them are from here. Mommy 4k, Daddy 4k, Bride 4k, Loan 4k, Shame 4k, Hunt 4k, Mature 4k, Pie 4k — a row headed Best Network Scenes, each title a one-word premise with the same suffix bolted on. Those are the neighbours. The membership pitch explains why they are on display: one payment is said to open all twenty-three series, so the shop window is advertising the bundle rather than the shelf you are standing in front of.

Inside that family this is the odd one out, and the tagline says so in three blunt sentences that end on the act itself. The siblings are named for a situation — a stepmother, a loan officer, a wedding. This one is named for what happens, and the header marks it 100% anal and exclusive.

The feature list is hardware talk: 4K and HD, mobile and tablet playback, downloads without limit, stills up to fifty megapixels, support seven days a week. Scene lengths run past the half hour and the performers are European, credited by name against each episode.

Five language switches sit in the header — Spanish, German, French, Russian, Italian. That is more localisation than a single-premise series would ordinarily carry on its own, and another sign the twenty-three are sold as one thing rather than twenty-three.