Cock Ninja Studios Review

The one line a search engine displays for this page reads as the brand, then a stray hyphen jammed against it, then the word website, then the brand again with the spaces taken out. Nobody wrote that. It is a default template with a field dropped into it twice, and it is the first thing anyone looking for this studio sees.

Underneath it, the description field was left empty altogether, so the page volunteers no sentence about itself in the place built for one.

What it does assert, it asserts in capitals and exclamation marks: hundreds of scenes, frequent updates, 1080 throughout. There is no figure, no date and no sample among them.

A help route sits beside billing support at the top, which is one more support door than a page this short usually bothers with.

The incorporated operator is named in full at the foot, along with the card descriptor a member would see on a statement, a removal route and the two policy pages.

No price, performer, category or catalogue was served at this address.