ANI PM Review

I can’t believe it took this fucking long for a website to pull this genius move! Say hello to ani.pm, more specifically… their assortment of hentai! But what’s the genius move, you ask? Well, ani.pm hosts both hentai and regular ass anime too! You literally roll up, throw on some mainstream anime like One Piece, spend twenty minutes thirsting over Nico Robin’s post-timeskip tits bouncing around like they owe you money, get properly worked up… and then with one click you dive straight into the Hentai section and finish the job with tentacles, mind-break, ahegao, and every other 2D fetish an artist has thought about. Isn’t that wonderful?! Instead of opening a buttload of tabs and navigating multiple websites at once, you can just do it all on Ani.pm.

And while we’re on the topic of hentai and anime, let’s talk about waifus! There’s only one meaningful waifu in the 2D sphere, and that’s Zero-Two. Save your arguments, I don’t care! All these other basic bitches, your Rems, your Asunas, your whatever generic blue-haired elf slut of the season, they are just temporary distractions! Like… seriously! How can you say no to a klaxosaur-human girl with pink hair and horns? She literally ruined me for all other 2D women, and I’m not even sorry. I will die on this hill! I will fight your oshi in a parking lot. I will call your favorite waifu mid and unfuckable while Zero-Two sits on my face in darling mode. I can literally go on for days talking about my darling, but we've got other stuff to focus on, right? So let’s fuck around with the hentai list for a bit, see if it’s worth the time and effort.

The second most-watched masterpiece on this website, which has amassed over 28MIL views, is called Imaizumin-chi wa Douyara Gal na... a bunch of Japanese words. To make a long story short, the title roughly translates to The Imaizumi Household Seems to Be Full of Gals, and you get where this is going by now, right? A dude’s house somehow ended up as the hangout spot for a bunch of huge-titted and insanely attractive gals, who can't seem to keep their hands off of him. Then there’s the third most-watched hentai, over 28MIL views. I’m talking about Gaki ni Modotte Yarinaoshi!!! And… Yeah, we’re gonna glance over this one real quick… the events that unfold in this 2D madness are not for the faint of heart. The point is, there are a lot of people watching hentai here! The first two pages are full of hentai titles that have more than ten million views each! I’ve genuinely never seen this many people interested in hentai before, and if I’m being honest… I feel accepted here!

We live in a world that tells you to go outside and touch grass. Heck, I tell everyone the same, too! But how often do you get a website that pats you on the back, tells you everything is going to be okay, and offers a 17-minute hentai about a yandere big sister who lactates while riding you reverse cowgirl while calling you Onii-chan? Well, you do get that pretty often if you know where to search. But you simply can’t ignore the fact that Ani.pm drops newly released hentai left and right. Most of it is in 4K, too! That’s what makes this place so special.

Okay, while we’re here, can I shoot a personal recommendation your way? I promise it’s not going to be Itadaki! Seiki or another mainstream hentai like that. Okay, you ready? Click on that search bar, and write Discipline. Believe me… the story is gripping, and the fucking? Even better! If you’ve ever wished to witness a corrupted all-girls dormitory go absolutely feral on a dude who has a gift called the Ultimate Sex Power, then oh boy… this one delivers in spades! How about something extremely fucked up? Check out Pigeon Blood. It’s about this dude who lives in a mansion, his name is Chris, and he is a slave-sex trainer. Now here’s the thing… this dude has lost his memories! And his job is to train a new sex slave called Lita while slowly piecing together his past. I’d give you one more, but I’m fucking tired of listing hentai titles. Ani.pm’s hentai palace is something you need to explore on your own, and find the perfect little show that’s going to keep you occupied for a couple of hours. That’s the magic here!

Now I need your honest opinion on something… would you watch a hentai created by me? Starring yours truly? I can already imagine it… You have me, full ginger hair, signature shirt, smiling like a porn addict, and sitting in front of my computer at 5 AM, furiously typing another review while some eager pink-haired anime succubus is under the table giving hentai me the sloppiest blowjob known to hentai-kind. And there would be a story, something about my internet giving up on me, so I have to get up from my chair, move to the router, and play around with a few cables, make love to the female port with my cum, fix that shit, and get back to the busty anime babe for seconds. More importantly, that shit will be up and running on Ani.pm’s hentai section! I’ll make sure of it! Look, enough wasting your time! You want hentai? This is where you find it, period. Now go out there and have some fun!