Fleshlight Review

What is being sold here is a mould of somebody. The front page leads with Birthday Cake Editions named for the performers they were cast from — Autumn Falls, Veronica Rodriguez, Tori Black, Riley Steele, Anikka Albrite, Riley Jensen — and further down, under Trending Fleshlight Pros, are Momokun, Jadynn Stone, Emmy Banks, Autumn Ivy and Liz Jordan. Beside all of it is a menu item reading Fleshlight Pro Enroll: the supply side is open, and a creator can apply to become a product.

The catalogue is organised as a hardware line-up rather than a fantasy one. Stamina Training Unit Series, Turbo: Blowjob Series, Anime Series, Ice: See-Through Series, Flight & Go: Travel Series, Powered Strokers, Boost: Mouth Series, Fleshjack Boys, and Mr. Limpy: Packers, which is not a sex toy at all. Prices run from $9.95 for care items to $149.95 at the top, with a Sleeve Of The Month subscription for people who would rather not choose.

The currency picker is the tell that this is a large operation running on defaults: dozens of countries, each with its own currency, including Belarus in US dollars and Bouvet Island — an uninhabited Antarctic dependency — also in US dollars.

Discreet shipping is in the title tag, which for this category is the specification that matters most.