BongaCams BBW Review

Big beautiful women have been a staple of the weird miscellaneous porn genres ever since smut was invented by one John H. Smut back in 1969. I always found the whole BBW genre to be a scam since most of the bitches that qualify are a bit too big to be beautiful, and I guess that’s also why they’re not called hot in the place of “beautiful.” Hot is what we call fuckable bitches. Beautiful is what we call the landwhales who are literally beyond redemption, so we pick a word out of a hat that doesn’t sound too assuming or on the nose. These girls are straight-up landwhales. But lucky for them, there are tons of pervs who own Ford F-150s and like to carry their women in the back like cattle. These are the kinds of bitches that would only really fit in larger vehicles’ storage compartments. Such is their fate.

If you’re the kind of crazy person who wants his chicks to be literally unfuckable through conventional means, then you’re in the right place. If you want to go on a fucking caving expedition to find the clitoris, buried somewhere beneath the countless folds of fat and loose skin that these women call stomachs, then you’re in the right place. Well, sort of. You can’t bang these bitches, but you can gawk at their private bits as much as you’d like, for free, from the comfort of your own home, right here on BongaCams.

But I’m not here to make fun of fat bitches and their various alleged disabilities and heart conditions. We all know that being fat is second to being fit, and that’s the way it’s always been. Being fat is a sign of laziness and poor self-control, but I’ve met thousands of fuckers on the internet who swear that fat bellies make them a lot harder than skinny ones. I don’t really get the appeal, but I don’t have to. I have to accept that people have different fetishes and that some of those fetishes include, but are not limited to, jerking off to gigantic babes on live streaming sites like BongaCams.

Ironically, the fatter the chick, the uglier her face. This doesn’t necessarily have to be the case, but it seems the end result when I look at these girls. The fatter they are, the older and the uglier they are. Some of the hottest, most fap-worthy chicks under BongaCams’ BBW section are in their early 20s, and they barely weigh 120lbs. That’s barely slightly overweight. They might have massive asses and huge tits, but that doesn’t really make them big beautiful women, does it? Well, I don’t know; I’m not the expert here. It seems to me that the fatter you want the bitch, the uglier she’s going to be, and I guess that’s to be expected.

This means that an average BBW stream is actually a lot longer before it turns into a private show, and you have to pay money to keep watching. Some of these babes never go private. They’ll stay in a public chat for the entirety of their streams, and they’ll try to milk you for donations. Granted, this is the whole point of the system. They give you free pussy, you send them $10, you vibrate their vaginas, and maybe they’ll write your name on their fat folds with a sharpie.

It’s a sound system, and it works in everyone’s favor. It’s especially welcoming to folks who don’t want to pay a single cent on this site, though I’d advise you not to be a fucking cheapskate and just throw a few shillings at the poor girls if you enjoy fapping to them. My general rule of thumb is that if a girl managed to get me off, she deserves a $5 tip just as a sign of gratitude, but to each his own. You technically don’t have to spend a single cent if that’s what you’d prefer.

BongaCams have also made efforts to cater to masturbators from around the globe. When I first visited the BBW section on the site, I forgot that I had my VPN on, set to some random Eastern European country. Imagine my shock when I noticed that the entire website was coming through in perfect, well, whatever the fuck language that was. It was Eastern European - I’m not an expert - I think it was Serbian. Anyways, BongaCams have made the extra effort to translate all the tags and automatically deliver them to you in your native language so that you can get your hands on BBW babes much easier.

For my closing arguments, I’d like to point out that I am a pig, and my views on fat chicks in no way reflect the opinions of the rest of humanity. There are men out there with more class than I do. Fat chicks deserve love, too, so don’t be like me. Instead, show them some love in BongaCams’ BBW section. Throw them some donations and jerk off to their supple, gigantic, and folded-over bodies.

It would also behoove you to know that the selection of fat bitches on BongaCams is a bit dry compared to other websites, but it’s not dry enough to complain about. I see over a hundred bitches at a time on the site every time I F5. That’s a bit on the low side, but what do you expect? The skinny bitches are pushing the fat bitches out of the industry at this point. Just keep refreshing the page until you see something you want to jerk off to. Remember, new babes clock in all the time because this is a global site, so it’s worth waiting a bit before you commit to a specific landwhale.