AEBN Lesbian Review

I fucking love lesbians! I know that these chicks are not into dicks, but there is something about cunt slurping that makes my blood boil. A dirty confession I had to make! All dudes dig lesbians, right? Lesbians dig lesbians, straight chicks like them, and men love them. Double standards at their best. Gays are noooo, but lesbians are ok. You know me, I don't care for that all equality shit. Lesbians are hot, gays are not! At least in my world. Deal with it!

I don't know why I brought all of this shit up, but this is my fucking website where I get to write whatever I fucking want! In that spirit, I chose to treat you with a review of straight.aebn.com, a nice, clean, well-organized website that is packed with gay porn. Lots of twinks, gaylords, and ass banging, but I want to focus on the lesbian section. Just in spite, I am gonna dedicate this review to lesbians. Breaking the rules one more time! Here comes the review!

I don't know if you like it or not, but I am not a huge fan of these DVD cover-looking thumbnails. These don't show any kind of a preview, and the mix of these and the standard thumbnails is even more annoying. Feels like looking at two websites meshed into one. It took me some time to understand what was what, and that was enough to irritate me.

Yeah, the appeal of the thumbnails is questionable, but straight.aebn.com is fine in terms of design, generally speaking. A white background is always a good choice, and blue highlights the most important options. Ads are nowhere to be seen. Just a big array of thumbnails that show the thing we all came here for - twat slurping.

On the other hand, the clips are of great picture quality, and when I am saying great, I am thinking about 1080p HD. High-definition baby! Each video shows the studio name, the name of the director, the running time, and a short description. Below each flick, you will find a list of categories that are clickable, meaning that these are supposed to be used as filtering tools.

I am looking at the video length right now. One of the lesbian videos on straight.aebn.com exceeded the two-hour mark, while the other on the first page is around 40 minutes long. You might like it now, but it is gonna turn into a downfall pretty damn soon. Are you eager to find out what I am talking about? Stay tuned!

However, there are other packages - $3.95 for 15 minutes, $5.95 for 30 minutes, $8.95 for 60 minutes...and so on. Check the goddamn page! Now, what does all of this mean? It means that you need to track yourself, paying close attention not to waste time (and time is money). God forbid you fall asleep after the fapping session while the video is still playing.

The good news is that the shortest option that costs $3.95 might be seen as a trial, but for this price, you can get a two or three-day trial on another XXX website. Almost four dollars on fifteen minutes is a fucking rip-off! Barely enough time for one wanking session.

Luckily, there are other options. You can "rent" a movie for 48 hours and pay $4.99 for it. For $9.99, you unlock the lifetime streaming option, but for one movie only. To download a specific movie and stream it unlimitedly, you'll have to pay $24.99. I told you that the video length is gonna turn into a nightmare! Why not wank off to trailers? A great idea!

Below each video, you will find the list of featured pornstars. This is yet another filtering tool offered by straight.aebn.com. Right now, I am looking at the brunette bombshell Bella Rolland, checking out her nude photos, and reading her biography. The pics are dang hot and can be downloaded for free. Yeah, a lame substitution for those who don't have the greens, but anything is better than nothing.

Reality Kings, Girlfriends Films, Girls Out West, Slayed, She Seduced Me, and Mommy's Girl is only a couple of the studio names I saw on the first couple of pages. The whole collection of lesbian porn that you will find on the straight.aebn.com page counts almost 11K clips. That's fucking a lot, especially when you realize that I am talking about a single category.

Third Wheel by Pure Taboo, starring Lena Paul, is one hell of porn! Oh, Idolized by the same studio! A fucking masterpiece. Gabbie Carter, that huge-titted 18+ teen, is a babysitter who accidentally stumbles on some kind of a shrine devoted to her. It turns out that the couple that hired her has a crush on her. Instead of shying away, Gabbie licks her boss' pussy and gets dicked down big time. Definitely a good choice!

If you thought that I am just writing stuff that I am seeing on straight.aebn.com trailers or reading in their descriptions, think again! The trailers don't show anything worthwhile, and the descriptions are shit, obviously taken from some other website. Only a couple of the first sentences, and that's about it. I have watched Idolized and wanked off to it. I know that it's good smut!