HotMovies Watersports Review

Watersports! Sounds like some Olympic triathlon discipline where hoes run, swim, and then squirt all over the judges. Hey, that actually sounds like a pretty hot, unique porn scenario! Meet hotmovies.com/category/26/Fetish-Watersports! Yeah, the link is a fucking mess, but I know that you wouldn't be able to find the category in an old-fashioned way. It's hotmovies.com, and it's category named watersports! Duh! Another thing that you don't know, and I bet that you think you do, is that watersports are not some euphemism for pissing! You know what? Shut up and continue reading! Onwards with the details!

Lots of shit at the bottom of the homepage, but no ads. So far, so good. Hotmovies.com/category/26/Fetish-Watersports says Pay Per Minute right below the logo, so I am not gonna bullshit you with stuff like "is this place free, does it look like it is free." No, it's a premium website! Although I prefer top-notch smut over amateur crap, I have high expectations when it comes to joints that sell porn. The first big fuck-up with hotmovies.com/category/26/Fetish-Watersports is that it needs one hell of tweaking when it comes to the website design.

One of the first videos that catch my attention is Lingerie Pissers (finally someone with the call it like you see it attitude), but the thumbnail pics are so damn small that I need a fucking magnifying glass. Hubble telescope! Hotmovies.com/category/26/Fetish-Watersports shows the studio and pornstars' names right where people can see them, but I am not pleased with the thumbnails, generally speaking. Let's see if I can do something about the view! Yeah, that's right! Fuckers, change to the Tube view option, and you'll get yourself a nice collection of thumbnails that show a short video preview! Finally, things are starting to look up!

Now, I am interested in what kind of content lies around here. Hmmm, a fat granny in stockings pissing on a dude in a bathtub. Definitely looks like European smut! There's also this hot threesome featuring two bomb sluts doing a guy on a dining table. I've seen the movie before, and I think that chicks end up squirting all over the entree. I am thinking about what to say about hotmovies.com/category/26/Fetish-Watersports in terms of the content. Plenty of amateur shit and plenty of professional porn would be the most honest description. However, all of them look pretty damn fine.

The page shows a short model bio, and that is a neat way to filter the content. Speaking of filtering, let me tell you something about the category names featured below each thumbnail. In the case of some Isabella Lui vid I stumbled upon randomly, the movie has four scenes in total. Each scene shows a short trailer and a couple of photos that reveal everything there is to know about the video in question.

I guess you could say that hotmovies.com/category/26/Fetish-Watersports gets its content from renowned studios. I came across a shit ton of amateur smut, but let's pretend that I forgot about that fucked-up ordeal. Can you say that something is amateur if it is HD? In my book, amateur porn is porn that features a bunch of nobodies, while some fuckers use picture quality as the defining factor. Something like when cheap sluts call their fat sugar daddies teddy bears, and in reality, they are just fat mothafuckers. Don't give me that "it depends on the standpoint" bullshit! Double standards, that's what it is!

Basically, you buy minutes that you later spend on watching smut. The bad news is that this whole buy minutes ordeal is pricier than regular membership plans because horny fuckers tend to lose track of time. The good news is that that will teach you to hit pause before you go in the bathroom to wipe your stomach with some shit paper. It's good for your wallet and your nosy mama that keeps entering your room without knocking, wondering about the mysterious white spots all over your brand-new sheets.

If you go with the free 20-minute option, keep in mind that hotmovies.com/category/26/Fetish-Watersports will top up your account with 200 minutes in 24 hours automatically and charge you $19.95 for it. To buy 150 minutes, you'll have to spend $9.95 (you get 40 bonus minutes). The website seems to understand the issues of the pricy minutes buying - the new option allows members to buy their way inside the complete library of hotmovies.com's porn for $24.95/month. This option gives you unlimited access to over 43K movies.

I've nailed it once again, amused the hell out of ya, and presented you with yet another website to spend your hard-earned money on. Why not waste another day of your life searching for xxx content? Live your life to the fullest, fuckers! Whatever happens with your dough, at least you'll have some memories of cock-gobbling sluts you never met but who allowed you to watch them ride dicks for a couple of bucks. Superb shit! Happy fapping, dickheads!