AEBN Blowjob Review

What’s up, your dirty little perv! I’ve got another naughty gem for you to get your cock into! Today, we’re going into the world of blowjobs! That’s right, you little freak. There are a bunch of movies out there dedicated to the art of guzzling cum! We’re gonna be viewing some of the hottest collections of cum whores online! Are you excited? Of course, you are! Haha! You’d better get some lube and lots of it! There’s no way you’re jacking that thing dry while watching this beautiful sloppy mess! That should be some kind of crime!

If you’ve got some kind of onahole, then fill that thing to the brim, turn off the lights, and imagine this huge variety of hot whores gobbling that thing up! It’s gonna be a good fucking time! Haha! Today, I’m featuring Straight.aebn.com. This site is one of the rising platforms for paid movie content. You may or may not have heard of it, but there are few sites that I’ve come across like this one. The consistency of unique and creative videos Aebn has curated for every genre is really fucking impressive!

Every time I view a genre on this site, I’m always interested in the videos they’ve got to offer. Hot girls of all shapes and sizes, in the most creative porn videos, doing the nastiest shit! It’s fucking brilliant! Maybe if they make the site name a little more accessible, they’ll be known as one of the best movie hosts online! I mean, what the fuck does Aebn even mean? And what the hell is with the domain name?

Anyway, straight.aebn.com hosts thousands of super fun blowjob content. This shit will have you glued to your chair for a fucking week! I’m not kidding! You may have thought that you’ve seen every kind of blowjob content out there. But, my naive little pervert, you couldn’t be more wrong. Have you ever seen Spiderman getting sucked off by Aunt Mae?

Maybe… But not like this! Haha! The variety and uniqueness of the movies featured on Aebn’s blowjob section are in typical Aebn fashion — Sexy sluts doing the nastiest things in the weirdest ways. You’re gonna enjoy the fuck out of this!

The initial category page has no filters. Instead, there are sections for each kind of video. It’s a little janky for a paid site, but it kinda works. You’ll see sections titled “Latest Blowjob Movies”, “Most Watched Blowjob Movies, “Recommended Blowjob Scenes”, etc. Each section has a carousel feature with a list of movies and thumbnails and an option to “view all”.

The browsing experience for this site is pretty top-notch! It may be a paid site, but the free browsing experience is some of the best you’ll ever see. There’s a hot mix of sexy movie covers and hot thumbnails for you to enjoy! My only problem is the lack of video previews. Sites like hotmovies.com feature video previews even when showing movie covers instead of thumbnails. Straight.aebn.com has a kind of video preview function for some recommended scenes, but it’s a little janky. You’ve gotta drag a slider across the bottom of a thumbnail to see snapshots of the video. I’ve seen free porn aggregators with a better preview function than that! I appreciate the creativity, but there’s nothing better than having a seamless video preview before going on the video page!

I’ve gotta say, I’m always pretty impressed with the unique roster of movies for every category of movies on this site. But, I was pretty disappointed with some of the content that claimed to be “movies”. No, an 11-minute clip of some bitch giving a blowjob in her room is not a movie! That’s barely a professional video.

I could go to literally any other site online and find that. I could go on Reddit and find videos of some random bitch giving head in her room. It’d be in HD too! You’d be amazed by the kind of equipment an OnlyFans page can get you.

A video like that advertised as a movie is fucking unacceptable! Other than that, pretty much every other movie is fucking great! I mean, there’s a decent mix of movies starring professional and amateur sluts. It’s a treat to watch so many levels of talent in one place.

And don’t even get me started on the fucking variety of sluts this site features! If you’ve read any of my other blogs, you know how excited my cock gets when I have options. The options here are fucking endless! You can view top-tier throat action from just about any bitch you can imagine!

One of the top featured movies right now is Gaggers 13. There’s nothing really special about the premise. It’s the basic “suck fest” kind of video you’ll find in most categories. But who needs a totally unique video when you’ve got fantastic execution? Gaggers 13 features 5 Hollywood hottest testing the strength of their waterproof makeup. These bitches really go to town too. You’d have thought these girls were average looking, the way they attack these cocks! Haha!

Seriously! This was some premium-grade filth. There aren’t many movies out there featuring the highest-quality girls in the highest-quality videos sucking cock like it was some dirty amateur clip. It was phenomenal!

I was also pretty impressed with the “Slap Happy 2”. Although, I would probably give it a miss if you have any slither of “respect for women”... I’m just fucking with you, haha! When we’re all fucking and sucking, who gives a fuck about respect?! Not these sluts! You can enjoy 2 hours of Hollywood whores writing all kinds of shit on themselves before getting throatfucked! If body writing is your thing, you’re in for a good time!

”Slap Happy 2” featured girls in numerous public places! Beaches, backyards, terrace buildings… Imagine looking across from your office and seeing a bitch neck down cock with the words “SLUT” on her forehead! You’d be thinking about that shit all day!

Also, the number of videos premium members have access to is not nearly enough. Aebn features thousands upon thousands of moves. Yet, buying the “2X-Pass” gives you access to only a few of those thousands. That’s pretty fucked up. Paying members should be treated like paying members.

Some of the content you’ll find falls short of what you’d ever want to pay for. But you’ll definitely find more hits than misses in this category! Overall, the content here is well worth paying for. You’ll have a pretty great time, my perverted friend! Eventually, you’ll wanna save the money you spend on these movies and pay for a real slut to slob on that little pecker!