Introduction: Listen up, my fellow fun seekers! It’s your favorite, THAPORNDUDE, back with another explosive piece. I’ve dodged the pitfalls, sailed the stormy seas of digital dating, and now, I’m ready to spill the beans – my ultimate guide to the best dating apps. Are you pumped to elevate your dating game from a shy newbie to a confident Casanova? Buckle up, ’cause it’s gonna be a wild ride!
Greetings, my lust-filled compadres! It’s your favorite connoisseur of carnal pleasures, THAPORNDUDE, and oh boy, do I have a treat for you today. It’s been a long time coming. I’ve been mastering the art of pussy plowing for decades. I have to share my secrets with you now or I’ll burst. I want you to learn from the master. You’ve been fed bullshit by self-identifying alphas. It’s time to get some proper advice.
As THAPORNDUDE, I’m well aware that the world of adult entertainment extends far beyond just websites. In fact, social media platforms like Twitter have become a treasure trove for those seeking to indulge in the naughtiest, sexiest, and most tantalizing content out there. With its unrestricted nature and a plethora of users sharing explicit material, Twitter has evolved into a virtual playground for porn enthusiasts.
I’ve already done a dating tutorial in the past, but I figured you guys could use a refresher with some modern takes on how to be a proper person. I won’t call it sigma or alpha, because I’m not a cringe-ass pickup artist.
As I have pointed out on the blog and elsewhere in interviews on the net, OnlyFans is one of the biggest porn sites of our day. I would even go so far as to say that OnlyFans (and a few others) is the most disruptive model on the internet since the tube sites came out over a decade ago. With all of this success and influence, I thought it was time that I go through a do a list of the top OnlyFans creators right now.
Good Goddess, this is the best August that I have experienced in years. Alright, we finally made it ya’ll (at least I hope so) through all of the COVID-19 craziness. Everyone can finally be good outside, all of the best locales for hedonism are opening up, and all of the pretty women are no longer covering up their faces with masks.(Here is hoping that monkeypox doesn’t fuck it up.) I already wrote about countries where the sex business is pretty good, but I thought it was time to do an epic follow-up that talks about sex tourism locations, businesses, cruises, and more.
There are a lot of kinky things that you can do with food, taking sploshing, for instance. Granted, that is a bit of an extreme fetish, but everyone likes to eat, right? Seeing as this is the case, and there is a lot of information (and misinformation) regarding what an aphrodisiac is, I thought I’d clear the air as to what you can use to set the mood to charge up your libido and what to stay away from.
I don’t know about you, but given the fact that we are well over a couple of weeks into #2022, my year is going fan-fucking-tastic! Just to give you an example, check out my recently released video with Slimthick Vic, and the new upload – where I drop a load – with Armani Black. However 2021 was for you, in case you are looking for a few highlights of that year or if you missed something cool on THAPORNDUDE empire, we are looking at the best developments in my epic, erotic franchise in the last year.
After all of the bullshit, strangeness, and occasionally neat new innovations from 2021, there is more than enough to write on for my purposes. That doesn’t mean that I’d like to remember all of it, but there are some exciting things worth going back to. But when I tried to, I found that it was harder to do than I thought.
There is just something about doing it in the back of a car that just seems special. Maybe it’s because that’s the figurative and literal blessed vehicle by which so many people pop their cherries. Perhaps it’s due to the fact that the confined conditions keep the ‘stank’ in while you’re humping away. Of course, since most people go out for a drive in an obscure but public place to fuck, there is always the exhibitionist and ‘risk’ factor. Whatever it is, car sex is quite a ride – no pun intended, or is it? XD
I’ve covered almost every sort of sex fetish that exists – except for, you know, all the illegal stuff. And in that time, I occasionally suspect that I had heard of it all. But as has always been the case, Rule 34 proves that whatever you can (or cannot) imagine as being sexual, it certainly exists online. There are different ways to define this sort of fetish, some of the most interesting colloquial definitions can be found on Urban Dictionary. Not only are they fun to read for shock factor, I think it’s interesting to see how polarizing this particular type of porn is to people.