Fetishium Review

Why does everything have to end with an ium? This darn thing is a common noun-forming suffix, and people seem to be using it sparingly. I mean, you've got sodIUM, auditorIUM, and now Fetishium.com? I have to give it to them, the name's not odd when you think about it. Here's a little grammatical lesson for ya, free of charge. Ium is usually used to form the name of a mass of some kind, and Fetishium? It's forming a dang mass of foot freaks and people who stomp on others for a boner! That's fucking right! Fetishium.com is the foot fetish capital, a place where every person is fully clothed, except for their feet! The only person who rules this place is the one who has the prettiest stinky toes on the market.

On top of that, Fetishium.com stacks the foot fetish with other fetishes and kinks, so you never run out of fun little things to see. Look at their homepage, for example, it's full of Chinese femdom freaks, sadistic girls who brutally kick nuts, and buff freaks who have never skipped get your foot licked day. It's truly a sight to behold, and unlike the average moron who spends time grinding on Runescape, these folk are grinding their toes into someone else's mouth for money. While we're at the homepage, don't even get me started on how minimalistic and full of goodies it is. Everything is organized to perfection, and all the little menu icons are neatly tucked on the left side of the screen, each one sending you to the corresponding section of this website. On top of that, you have this helpful little sidebar on top of the page that suggests kinks and categories for you.

Nevertheless, the video fucking blows! And you even have English and Chinese subtitles if you're jacking off without audio, so you can digest every single mocking word that comes out of that filthy Chinese Goddess. To be honest, I only lasted five minutes, and I wish I could go for round two, but there's a buttload of content here for me to go over.

If you're not watching Chinese femdom crap, then you're probably an extreme fucker who settles down for those clips that have a disturbing content notice. Yeah, some of the clips are so fucking nuts, a whole darn disclaimer has to be put in the title! These videos usually involve disgusting-ass feet, the type that haven't been washed since last year and have seen more mud and horse shit than a gypsy in Romania. And some poor sap licks them all up. Yep... someone out there gags and licks them up like a champ.

I can't even fucking keep up with the content, because as I scroll down and try to find a new depraved foot fetish session, the whole darn video page reloads on me! On top of that, Fetishium has implemented an endless scroll system that loads new videos once you reach the bottom of the page. Now I ain't complaining, if anything, this means that whoever is running the website actually gives a shit, and they are uploading new stuff constantly. And who can say no to new stuff? I'm not complaining, and neither are you! You foot fetish weirdo!

Fetishium slapped the same videos in both sections and called it a day. Ugh... fine, moving on. The next thing to grace your screen is the albums section, which currently has only ONE album, and that one album is full of a random chick's feet. You'll find pictures of her feet in stockings, bare feet in the shower, her feet outdoors in the middle of nowhere, just a bunch of darn feet pics! Isn't this the dream?!

Finally, we arrive at one of the most important parts of Fetishium.com, and it's the model section. Yeah, yeah, currently it has only six models, but the videos on the homepage say otherwise. These six models you see here? They are the only ones we can put a label on. You have foot lickers like Kisa, Molly, Linda, and then you have the actual feet with a name, such as Violetta, who are here to get their toes cleaned the express way, with some saliva and a hungry mouth. Still, only six? I wish we had more of these freaks to show off.

Oh yeah, remember the all playlists menu? It's not intended for ALL the playlists that users have created on this freak show, only YOURS. I was damn disappointed to learn this, but oh well... that's life for the hardcore foot enthusiast. Then comes the redundancy arc of Fetishium.com, because right below the all playlists tab, there are popular tags such as mistress, humiliation, goddess, and all the essentials. You already have them on the homepage, smack dab on the top of the screen! So what's the purpose of having them listed here?

If you're bored of the hot-garbage foot stuff on Pornhub, or maybe Xhamster is not doing it for ya anymore, then Fetishium.com is worth a shot. They have premium foot fetish content stacked on top of each other, and you're guaranteed to find your flavor of phalanges here. If you plan to be a regular, then feel free to create an account and enhance the experience, because let's face it... You are going to create your very own dirty playlists here, ain't nothing wrong with that. If you're reading this far and expecting some kind of advice or tips, then sorry, bud, I have none. Just get in there, shove your feet in the grinder, and let Fetishium.com work its stinky magic on ya! Now buzz off! No, seriously! Shoo!