Innocent Witches Review

The first block on the page is a funding dashboard. PATREON STATS, and beneath it two figures captioned PER MONTH and PATRONS, with $20,000 printed alongside. No screenshot, no synopsis, no trailer. The money comes first and the game comes second, under a heading reading DOWNLOAD THE GAME.

Four places will take a payment — Patreon, Itch.io, Subscribestar and Boosty — each listed twice, once in the menu and again under Support Us.

The build on offer is Innocent Witches Version 0.11.6-beta-fix4, and the download is marked (Public), which implies a build that is not. Previous versions and Translations sit beside it, and the documentation gets a heading of its own, READ THE WIKI, which is a considerable apparatus for something still numbered below 0.12.

The address belongs to the studio rather than the game: the title tag reads only Teamsadcrab. In the 271 words this page returns there is no synopsis, no screenshot, no genre and no system requirement, so what the game actually is could not be established from it — only that it is a beta-numbered download funded by four concurrent subscriptions.